strausmouse (strausmouse) wrote,
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strausmouse

YES! YES! OH GOD, YES!!!!

The floodgates have opened, the rocket has blasted off, the, uh, the...watery stuff has squirted out of the mustard bottle...uh...no. Okay, insert your own orgasm metaphor here:_______________________.

They won! They won! After 24 years of waiting, I can finally call my Cardinals "WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!" Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Now it's true, they had a lot of help from Detroit's lack of clutch hitting and, yes, BAFFLING display of their pitchers throwing the ball into the outfield on 5 separate occasions. But they took full advantage of the Tigers' miscues, and the icing on the cake was David Eckstein getting the MVP. That little dude is a hero to all of us vertically challenged individuals - and he sure stepped it up and led the Cards to victory. But not enough can be said about Jeff Weaver's masterful pitching performance last night. What a shock and surprise throughout the playoffs that he pitched so well. I only hope the the Cards don't offer him a long term contract.

So now I can proverbially roll over and go to sleep, basking in the afterglow of releasing 24 years of pent up tension.
The bad news is now I only have to think about the Dolphins. Oh god, the Dolphins. *sob, sob*
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